he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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