just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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