I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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