The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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