Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize