Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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