I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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