Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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