found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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