I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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