break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm always down for nudity.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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