that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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