it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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