He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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