We named our party play list daddy issues
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sorry about my life...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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