good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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