So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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