Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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