So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just want to make out with him forever
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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