Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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