I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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