Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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