Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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