There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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