Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I fill condoms, not promises.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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