exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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