I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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