We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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