I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Randomize
