Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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