For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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