She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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