I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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