SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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