She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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