he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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