Sponge bath it is.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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