Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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