omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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