that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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