I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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