I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Randomize
