Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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