Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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this is an emotional support booty call
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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