He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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