so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
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I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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