love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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