did you get engaged???
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
