I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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