To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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