please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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