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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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