In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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