dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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