hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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