The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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